How long have you been doing what you’re doing?
While it’s important to recognize that titties have been blastin lazers since the beginning of time, we officially zapped the internet with LAZERTITS on March 8th, 2010, International Women’s Day. Though we avoid restraining ourselves by the concept of linear time, it is important to note that the world first learned of LAZERTITS on this day of Cipactli, the Mayan genderless deity of Nurturance and primeval waters, more recently Women’s day…. and now, we are in the application process to rename it GLOBAL LAZERTITS Day.
How did you come up with the idea of lazer tits?
There wasn’t much to come up with. See, back in the lab, we accidently discovered a brand new way to capture images of the LAZERS that, until now, had been too blinding to obtain by means of ordinary photography. LAZERTITS have always been around as part of women’s super hero hidden DNA code, so it’s nothing new. The only thing we came up with is the state of the art equipment to isolate the photon rays and retract their light through our patented Tittylight Deducer. It’s very high-tech.
After we had 200,000 hits our first week on-line, we figured we should start making Tit-tees and posters as a means to provide mammorobilia for the Titty Revolution.
What is the biggest mistake you’ve made so far?No mistakes, the Universe has Divinely ordained LAZERTITS to be perfect in every way.
What is your process for creating a new T-Shirt?
We work with locals as we travel the cosmos. We burn our screens with LAZERTITS, of course, and when we’re done printing our limited run, we give it to one our more destructive LAZERTITS ladies to blast and destroy it with her wrathful lit up nipples. Next up, we’re printing with D-Structure, so get ready for a blindingly awesome collabo!
Five songs you can’t stop listening to right now?
Anything by Badmammal, Hold the Line: Major Lazer feat. Mr. Lex & Santagold, War Theme: Lights (Rites album), Power of Love: Dee Lite, and anything by Dolly Parton. You never know what’ll light up our LAZERTITS, it changes everyday.
What were you doing before this?
Saving the world on a more underground level which involved top secret work from the mountain tops of France, the rivers of India, and the caves of the Southwest. We also were taking regular trips to the moon and holding council with the wild animals of the forest and the honey bees.
I’ve heard you’ve been on the road a lot recently, promoting your new line. What do you like/dislike about being constantly on the move?
It’s all part of spreading the Titty Revolution! And, while I do miss a lingerie drawer to house all of my lazerbras, I have to say the exploration of this lovely planet has been well worth the hassle of lugging around my matching luggage set. We’re about to post on our blog about our recent road trip, so if you’d like to know more about our travels, check in within the next week or so for the report of our recent expedition.
Favorite Saturday morning cartoon?
Superheroes don’t usually have much time for cartoons, life is enough of an adventure…but I must admit I still have an undying love for Jem and the Holograms, Thunder Cats, and Wonder Woman of course. Shera is pretty great too.
Is there any direction you hope to take lazertits in in the next year or so? Are you planning on doing anything differently?
We hope to blast more bras, and infuse more joy into the world by letting our LAZERTITS love shine upon the Universe. We plan to expand into different means of spreading the Revolution. We’re working on a collabo with Australia’s Oyster Mag’s photographer Liz Ham. We’ll be making a LAZERTITS 2011 Calendar with her and some other awesomely talent folks to raise money to help fight breast cancer. We might be touring with PLAANT this fall. Also, we’re hoping to do some art installation work, throw a bunch more parties (we have one coming up with D-Structure!), release DJ mixes, do video collabos, and partake in whatever else the cosmos throw at us that might light up our nipples. We also are planning new mammorobilia which will include art prints, skate decks, totes, towels, greeting cards etc…oh! and Burton is talking Snowboards!!
Anything else you’d like to add?
Free your mind, and your Tits will follow! LAZERTITS fer life!!!
What is the biggest mistake you’ve made so far?
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