Most people that know me, know that I am really white. I mean, I golf, I wear loafers, and I own about a dozen pairs of khakis… Okay so that last bit isn’t true, I don’t own khakis. But if you read the book “Stuff white people like”, you’d see me score about 80 out of 100 on the whiteness score ( Joe Biden is about a 90, Carlton from fresh prince is about a 96). Either way, the book mentions how much white people like acoustic guitar. It’s true. When I have a son, I will give him a guitar at a young age, because when he goes to college, he will want to be that guy. Women Love men that play the guitar, women also love Rap artists. How do I know this? Watch a rap video, these guys have an army of women in their mansion parties, with Cristal, and gin, and juice.

This image pops up in google search when you type in "Two White Guys playing acoustic music"

So leave it up to silly white guys to start remixing rap songs, I feel in an effort to combine the power of the acoustic guitar and the power of rap to create an unstoppable attraction from women, unfortunately this is not the case. Some of these videos are down right horrible, and some are amazing. Either way, I felt I had to compile these and then show them to you.

Ben folds actually pulls this one off.

I wouldn’t be surprised if these guys were sponsored by Rockstar Energy Drinks, they can’t seem to stop bobbing their heads, not as much as a rhythm bobbing, more of an epileptic bobbing.

Notice how the weed poster is right next to the high school musical poster.

Dynamite hack did a great job with this song, and they also inspired me to wear cardigans again.

This really isn’t hip hop I guess, but it’s still pretty bad ass.

I’m trying to figure out if this girl has five stars on youtube because over her ability or because she is a cute little blond girl.

I hope this guy isn’t being serious. And for some reason, this guy looks like someone that works in the DSSF office with me. I won’t say who he is, but his last name rhymes with “room”.

The first 15 seconds of this video I was thinking “Why is the tank top douche looking so emo?” Then he busted out a pretty decent amateur acoustic song. This still doesn’t redeem him for the emo tank top douche look though.

This chick made a really good cover of The Fresh Prince of Bel Air. Although she looks like a hipster version of Velma from Scooby Doo.